

Pick your Favorite! Baby Poems
Hi Y'all! I'm working on selecting which poems to send in my final manuscript to the editors. I need your help! I need to choose one or...


If a Buffalo Went to Brunch
If a buffalo went to brunch, What do you think he would munch? Perhaps with a snort, He would order the torte. With a buck and a bray,...


Pot-Pie and Mamma (Song)
I said mamma can you make me some food please? She said ok, what would you like to eat? I said maybe a piece of pie, She said ok I’ll...


The Louse of King Street
Come closer child and I will tell You of a creature known to dwell On golden hairs of children’s heads And in their combs, and on their...


Winston the Musical Worm
Winston Thurm was a musical worm, he loved to play and sing. He had no hands, so Winston has to squirm across the keys. And watching...


Blame it on the Dog (Song)
verse 1 I stepped out of my bed Went into the living room. I quickly realized, that I arrived a bit too soon. I sat down by my parents,...


The Dread Pirate Bubble Beard
I’m the dread pirate bubble beard I sail upon the soapy seas I left from armpit inlet and I portaged at my knees Oh I’m the dread...


Mean Ole Crocodile Song
I’m a mean ole crocodile Do you know what makes me smile? Eating babies—they taste great! It’s eating vegetables I hate! I’m a mean ole...
My Parents are kissing Again!
My Parents are kissing Again! My parents are kissing again. EWW! It’s awful and gross I can’t abide hugging, hand-holding or tugging But...


Little Ethan's Underwear
Little Ethan’s Underwear Hangs out to dry in the Summer air And those that see them stop and stare, And say, “a super-hero must live...