If a Buffalo Went to Brunch

If a buffalo went to brunch,

What do you think he would munch?

Perhaps with a snort,

He would order the torte.

With a buck and a bray,

Would he order souffle?

From the waiter, Maurice,

Would he ask for the quiche?

(Or would he just eat the centerpiece?)

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