Mean Ole Crocodile Song

I’m a mean ole crocodile

Do you know what makes me smile?

Eating babies—they taste great!

It’s eating vegetables I hate!

I’m a mean ole crocodile

Do you know what makes me smile?

Baby toes-now they’re the best!

It’s broccoli that I detest!

I’m a mean ole crocodile

Do you know what makes me smile?

Eating little baby thighs

It’s Brussels Sprouts that I despise!

I’m a mean ole crocodile

Do you know what makes me smile?

Yummy little baby liver

But collard greens--they make me shiver!

I’m a mean ole crocodile

Do you know what makes me smile?

Baby arms and baby ears

It’s rutabaga’s that I fears!

I’m a mean ole crocodile

Come here baby, see me smile

What’s that in your hand? Oh Gosh!

Help! She’s got Spaghetti Squash!

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