The Dread Pirate Bubble Beard
I’m the dread pirate bubble beard I sail upon the soapy seas I left from armpit inlet and I portaged at my knees Oh I’m the dread...
Mean Ole Crocodile Song
I’m a mean ole crocodile Do you know what makes me smile? Eating babies—they taste great! It’s eating vegetables I hate! I’m a mean ole...
My Parents are kissing Again!
My Parents are kissing Again! My parents are kissing again. EWW! It’s awful and gross I can’t abide hugging, hand-holding or tugging But...