The Dread Pirate Bubble Beard
I’m the dread pirate bubble beard I sail upon the soapy seas I left from armpit inlet and I portaged at my knees Oh I’m the dread...
Mean Ole Crocodile Song
I’m a mean ole crocodile Do you know what makes me smile? Eating babies—they taste great! It’s eating vegetables I hate! I’m a mean ole...
My Parents are kissing Again!
My Parents are kissing Again! My parents are kissing again. EWW! It’s awful and gross I can’t abide hugging, hand-holding or tugging But...
Little Ethan's Underwear
Little Ethan’s Underwear Hangs out to dry in the Summer air And those that see them stop and stare, And say, “a super-hero must live...
The Snoring Princess of Evermore
Hark! Hear of the Princess of the Castle Evermore Her beauty was renowned but then again, so was her snore. Her Mother, Sweet...
Ostrich Omelet
Ostrich Omelet I made an omelet yesterday with just a single egg It fed me and my brothers, and our little sister, Peg. And if you don’t...