The Dread Pirate Bubble Beard
I’m the dread pirate bubble beard I sail upon the soapy seas I left from armpit inlet and I portaged at my knees Oh I’m the dread pirate bubble beard So you may shake in fear And try and beg for mercy As you scrub behind my ears.
I’m the dread pirate bubble beard Behold! The toy’s I’ve sank! Don’t even try to wash my hair, Or I’ll make you walk the plank.
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